I read something like this and all I want to do is lock my doors and never deal with another human being again, because humans suck. A LOT.

Short version:

- high school student tells teacher that one of her female classmates told another female classmate she loves her

- teacher thinks this needs to be investigated (?!?!?!)

- principal gets involved, interviews both girls, and expels them. For saying they love each other. Oh, and one of them says on her MySpace that she's bisexual. Which is (officially now) a crime.

- CA court rules that since it's a private school/organization, much like the Boy Scouts, no laws have been broken. Just hearts.

Yeah. I'm (also officially) leaving the internets today and ignoring people.